...so i touched it.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I am naked and annoyed.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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