butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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