I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just had sex on a roof
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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