I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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