he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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