I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
