I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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