Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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