whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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