Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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