im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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