It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Randomize
