Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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