I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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