just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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