i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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