I feel like abortions should bother me more
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
honey bunches of taint.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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