I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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