I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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