That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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