I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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