yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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