I'm really into asian looking animals
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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