that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
This is the high leading the old right now
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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