I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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