My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Blood and glitter go together right?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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