Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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