I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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