It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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