If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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