It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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