So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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