Can Purell be used as lube?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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