Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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