They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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