you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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