scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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