i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It all started with a game of naked twister.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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