I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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