Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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