so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Randomize
