i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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