well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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