Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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