: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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