Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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