booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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