I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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