just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Sorry about my life...
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