i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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